Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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