wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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