Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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