I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
handjob tips. give me some.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
