yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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