A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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