her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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