i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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