the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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