he wants to bone in the snuggie
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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