If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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