Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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