there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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