these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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