I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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