I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
she pinky promised me she was 18
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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