i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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