Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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