how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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