did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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