the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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