I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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