Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
