Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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