last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's shark week go big or go home
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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