Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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