we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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