I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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