On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I want her autograph on my taint
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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