we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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