it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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