She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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