are you still at the devil's house?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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