just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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