I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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