your parents love me but you hate me
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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