ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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