Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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