when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
be right there i have to get my cape
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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