I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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