Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
