Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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