It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
