Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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