mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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