I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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