I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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