Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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