either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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