There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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